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  1. Progress: No need converse in person. If a persn is standing next to you, the best way to communicate is through the electronic interface. It levels teh playing field so that ALL your friends (and you should have at least 750 of them to be a valid citizen of your chosen or assigned social sphere) can share your communication simultaneously.

    • You can never have too many friends. I have over 10,000 friends and they all really care about me. A friend is someone who has your back, who you can count on and, well maybe there are different ‘types’ of friends but I KNOW that my facebook friends are really FRIENDS. Facebook wouldn’t use a word like FRIEND is they didn’t program it truthfully.

  2. I Have 3 Nostrils and M and M’s come out of them and smarties come out the other. Also, the one in the corner called amy lives in a marshmellow. She also goes out with a sheep.

  3. Aliens have taken over the United States and Canada. They came across the sky on strange ships floating above the great waters. They told us that we will have great futures and we will be taken care of. No lie.

  4. I need a PA to help me monitor and keep up to date with all my activities.I have had a previous PA who has been very commendable in her activities and who has been part of my life for the past 6 months, she has since returned to her country. I sincerely hope I will be able to find someone again who will be as efficient as she has been.

    I’m Andrew Nicholas , 54 yrs of age, originally from Chicago, Illinois. I spent a whole lot of my life in Maine . I’m a lawyer by profession and I have been pretty successful in a handful of ventures I get involved in; from the Angel Investment Network in Canada and United State to various welfare and community service programs, I most very often get my hands occupied, so it is imperative for me to have a worthy assistant who can monitor and keep me up to date with my activities.

    As my assistant, your activities amongst other things will include.

    *Running personal errands, supervisions and monitoring.
    *Scheduling programs, flights and keeping me up to date with them.
    *Acting as an alternative telephone correspondence when I’m away.
    *Making regular contacts and drop-offs on my behalf.
    *Handling and monitoring some of my financial activities.

    Basic wage is 10% of every payment made to me by client.

    This position is home-based and flexible, working with me is basically about instructions and following them, my only fear is that I may come at you impromptu sometimes, so I need someone who can be able to meet up with my irregular timings.There is also a very sensitive issue on trust and accountability which I believe will resolve itself as time goes on. This is only an introductory e-mail, as time goes on we should be able to arrange a proper meeting to get things started officially.

    I’m currently in the UK now for a summit, however, I do have a number of things you could help me with this week if you will be available for me. This can act as a stable foundation to our working relationship.

    If You will be available for this job position , send me a confirmation e-mail now,

    Hope to hear from you again.

    Best of Regards.

    Andrew Nicholas.